I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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