I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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