big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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