I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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