You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
zippers are such a cool invention
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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