i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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