so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
True college students do jello shots in the library
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