Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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