VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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