found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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