So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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