I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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