He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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