This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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