Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I'm having to shit out rocks
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