On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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