I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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