Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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