im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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