hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I stole a fireplace last night.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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