if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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