I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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