Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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