this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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