maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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