And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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