living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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