Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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