Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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