I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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