I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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