Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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