he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I am naked and annoyed.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
