Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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