Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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