I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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