I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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