Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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