is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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