So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
