i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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