How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
