She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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