So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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