I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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