STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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