chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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