Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
