its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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