I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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