Nicole vs. Life
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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