D3 body, D1 cock
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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