careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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