There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wish you could order shots online.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
