walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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