smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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