he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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