Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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