So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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