His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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