Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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