Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
